"Excerpts from an English major's 1st grade notebook" is a series to show that all kids have hope, no matter how awful their writing and spelling is in first grade. All excerpts are verbatim.
The day was haurd. I'm all exzockited. I still have more to do. I wonder if I have any more the next day. I went to the circuse. A clown picked somebody in the oddeince it was me. I had to get more exzocktid. So I did.