"Excerpts from an English major's 1st grade notebook" is a series to show that all kids have hope, no matter how awful their writing and spelling is in first grade. All excerpts are verbatim.
When it raind our pond over flode. I went swiming in there. My brother's found a fish. All I found was a little round spikey thing. My mom and dad toke picters of us. I was fun! When we frist found out cars could not go threw. Then when we were there a car went threw and looked like a hole diffrint car. The water was cold. It was still sprikiling. That was our frist time our naberhood had a floud.